What if Mario was real? What if his plight was put into a gritty modern setting? What if Peach was hot? What if Mario wasn't just a lil fat plumber? 'What if' is no more, some clever spark (The Gamestation) combined these two great gaming dynasties to form the videos below. Lots of subtle references and some not so subtle... Well thought out, well made and well worth a watch! Bring a Hammer to a gunfight eh... Mario gonna f**k you up Motherf**kr! Yo!
Ok, if I had thought tennis could have been this sexy Id have stuck with the lessons as a kid... I'd be knee deep in hot chicks in short skirts playing with my balls and racket, Doh! Ah well, just have to make do with my joystick I guess... Always thought that the tennis 'Grunt' could be put to better use and it looks like it has been here. Serena Williams treats us to some sweaty whacking in the vid below, NSFW btw... Now I know why our own Blindside G insists on sitting in a drak room playing Top Spin 4 for the past week, he even brings tissues with him like a real pro - Oh wait... euwww!
We'll, Mr. Duke Nukem is no stranger to a bit of smutty behaviour and as ya will see in the vid below, this tradition is set to continue into the future... yay!! It may be immature, it may be ignorant and it may be sexist... but hell if it ain't funny. Enjoy!
Aghhh!! Microsoft - stop it, stop it now!! If you watch the video below you will see why my testicles are starting to shrivel up into my abdomen. Microsoft, what are you doing? Your turning our favourite pastime into a retarded cuddly fest. Its all very well and good to widen your audience base but keep in mind you could also lose allot of the people that brought Microsoft to its gaming pinnacle... What next - a pink Xbox 360? Just shoot me now, Arg! If this keeps up I see a much brighter future for the PS3, lately it has been a far more credible platform... and if we wanted cutesy - we'd play the goddamn Wii! Quit it and stick to the loyal audience instead of pandering to the casual mindless masses. Heed my warning!! Wooooo...
Check out this nice and funny lil TV spot for Portal 2, it features those two retarded but likable robots, that said they make C3-PO and R2D2 look like a right pair of rusty old bolts. The T-1000 however has nothing to worry about. Of course this Laural and Hardy styled duo will be our hosts for the co-op/multiplayer portion of P2 so ya best get used to shining their helmets... oops pardon!
Snipers... you either love em or hate em, either way there is no argument that they can be deadly. A 50 kal to the melon would not be pleasant, so best stay low... Check out how to deal with those pesky snipers in Battlefield 3 below in the latest trailer - it looks almost like a training video for Afghanistan. Say hello to my lil friend... Boom!
Check out this latest trailer for Batman Arkham City via IGN. It has game play footage and is looking really good. Bit of a GTA/Assassins Creed sandbox vibe going on perhaps... cant wait to start kicking some clowns ass! Stay tuned after for other Batman vids...
Ok, if I had thought tennis could have been this sexy Id have stuck with the lessons as a kid... I'd be knee deep in hot chicks in short skirts playing with my balls and racket, Doh! Ah well, just have to make do with my joystick I guess... Always thought that the tennis 'Grunt' could be put to better use and it looks like it has been here. Serena Williams treats us to some sweaty whacking in the vid below, NSFW btw... Now I know why our own Blindside G insists on sitting in a drak room playing Top Spin 4 for the past week, he even brings tissues with him like a real pro - Oh wait... euwww!
Aghhh!! Microsoft - stop it, stop it now!! If you watch the video below you will see why my testicles are starting to shrivel up into my abdomen. Microsoft, what are you doing? Your turning our favourite pastime into a retarded cuddly fest. Its all very well and good to widen your audience base but keep in mind you could also lose allot of the people that brought Microsoft to its gaming pinnacle... What next - a pink Xbox 360? Just shoot me now, Arg! If this keeps up I see a much brighter future for the PS3, lately it has been a far more credible platform... and if we wanted cutesy - we'd play the goddamn Wii! Quit it and stick to the loyal audience instead of pandering to the casual mindless masses. Heed my warning!! Wooooo...
Check out this nice and funny lil TV spot for Portal 2, it features those two retarded but likable robots, that said they make C3-PO and R2D2 look like a right pair of rusty old bolts. The T-1000 however has nothing to worry about. Of course this Laural and Hardy styled duo will be our hosts for the co-op/multiplayer portion of P2 so ya best get used to shining their helmets... oops pardon!
Snipers... you either love em or hate em, either way there is no argument that they can be deadly. A 50 kal to the melon would not be pleasant, so best stay low... Check out how to deal with those pesky snipers in Battlefield 3 below in the latest trailer - it looks almost like a training video for Afghanistan. Say hello to my lil friend... Boom!
Check out this latest trailer for Batman Arkham City via IGN. It has game play footage and is looking really good. Bit of a GTA/Assassins Creed sandbox vibe going on perhaps... cant wait to start kicking some clowns ass! Stay tuned after for other Batman vids...
