Friday, March 11, 2011

Friday Laughs -Rooster Teeth!

We here at Reaper Towers like to plug the good shit we see and here's one that some of you might have missed... though I'm not sure how, cos we told you they were awesome many times... buckets of awesomeness!! Rooster Teeth are famous for their 'Red v Blue' series involving lots of Halo style characters and piss takes, its great. What you might not know is they also do a wide selection of other cool stuff, such as comics, funny short videos, putting game theories to the test and helping explain how to rack up achievements/trophies. All this and much more awaits you here at Rooster Do check it out, they are a great bunch of Dudes and very funny. There is a taster vid below - It goes well with a pint of tiger blood and is only for winners... and bi-winners... oh pretty ribbons lady girl - Enjoy!

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

GTA V in the works? Looks that way!!

Well now kiddies, we have L.A Noir coming from Rockstar and we know the spy game 'Agent' is on the cards, there's even a rumour of a Bully 2 being made but what we all really, really want to know is when the fuck is Grand Theft Auto 5 coming?!?! Well there have been a few interesting requests by Rockstar games for some odd domain names and copyright patents. For instance Take-Two and Rockstar have bought the domain names - - - - and - Could these be for some of the wacky in game sites and companies? Its a strong possibility... Add to this that take two have put out casting calls for a game set in the Los Angeles area (not L.A Noir) with the codename of 'Rush' and the plot is thickening. You can see the list of characters below and their descriptions which really look like a GTA styled bunch of fuckups, so I recon its safe to say that this will become more than a rumour quite soon. We'll keep ya posted if theres any more on this but for now just keep hopping heads off the bonnet in GTA4. I really want it to be true. Not that I'm in a Rush or anything... da-dum... aww forget it!
Mitch Hayes:
38 - Annoying, wise cracking, highly successful FBI agent. In great shape. Does triathlons, drinks low cal beer, but still has a sense of humor.

Miguel Gonzalez:
25 - Young Mexican American FBI agent, caught between a few mob bosses. Very clean cut

23 - Moronic, almost inbred and creepy white trash hillbilly. Very naïve but in a creepy "it's only incest sort of way"

Brother Adam:
Welsh monk / cult leader / yoga teacher - 50, very lithe, very into exploring your personal tension through gripping massage. Needs Welsh accent.

Mrs Avery:
Neurotic soccer mom, home maker, 48, anxious and addled on pain killers. Very angry at neighbor MRS Bell.

Mrs Bell:
Swinger, and mellow Californian divorcee. 45. Ugly but comfortable with self.

47 - Weed evangelist, guy who started smoking at 30, and is now a leading proponent of marijuana's fantastic properties. White, awkward.

Ira Bernstein:
56 - publicist for an actress known as America's newest sweetheart who just so happens to love animals, orphans, drugs and sex. He's always trying to hide her latest indiscretion.

Kevin De Silva:
18 - Albert's fat, FPS playing gamer son. Smokes a lot of weed, has anxiety issues and a card for a bad back, very soft, very opinionated. Into making racist comments while playing online.

Harut Vartanyan:
42-52 years old - Armenian car dealer, moneylender, would be Fagin and would be bully. Heavily connected to the underworld, but irritates people so much no one likes him.

Nervous Jerry:
48 - paranoiac living in the sticks, near Simon, completely paranoid, and terrified of Simon.

Calvin North:
55 - clapped out FBI agent who now mostly works offering advice on TV shows - whose only claim to fame turns out to be entirely false - but a decent guy in other ways. Badly dressed. Divorced. Putting on weight.

Jerry Cole:
53 - disabled IT expert and criminal information vendor.

Rich Roberts:
English hardman actor, 35, who acts tough but who wants to do serious work - the only problem is he can't quite read the words.

white 52 yr old loosie goosie hippy rich guy who has lost his money and is getting desperate but trying not to.

45-52 years old - unshaven female spiritualist and hippy with a love of exploring the wilderness. Very into journeys.

29 - pretty boy misogynist Beverly Hills party boy. Made money, but not as cool as he thinks he is.

Tae Wong:
39 - somewhat incompetent Chinese mobster, loves doing ecstasy, going to raves.

Taes Translator:
45 - VERY STRAIGHT LACED Chinese translator, terrified of his boss's dad. Male, awkward. Needs to speak Chinese.

via - Kotaku