Friday, February 25, 2011

The Elder Scrolls 5 - Skyrim Trailer - Actual in game shots!

I loved Oblivion! Hunting in the wild, shitting in bushes, killing Demons, saving damsels in distress, and killing innocent villagers... its all good! Now it looks like we'll be opening a can of whoop-ass on some big smelly Dragons too, great! I'll bet theres still loads of Crabs to exterminate... not the 'Damsel in Distress' kind either, phew! Visually it looks way better than ES4 and apparently the characters will be next to life like as the result of using a new game engine, so no more cross eyed elfs, doh! Judging by the trailer below it sure does look nice. It is hitting us on '11-11-11' that's November 11th for all you people who are bad with numbers... dumm!

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Dead Space 2 DLC - Severed - Ouch!

On March 1st (2nd in Europe) you can download new content for Dead Space 2 and its not just a few Multi player maps, oh no its a single player horror fest, two chapters long... in fact theres no mention of MP maps at all, but who cares. Judging from the trailer vid below you are not taking the role of Issac, instead it looks like your Gabe Weller - a security guard from 'DS: Extraction'. A unique weapon, better suit and the return of the 'Twitcher' from DS1 are promised. It will be 560msp on Xbox and $6.99 (£5.46) on PSN. The pants that you will shit while playing will cost as much as your fashion sense allows... may the shitting commence!

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Its BAFTA Time again... Get Voting!!! Make it count!

Ok, get your ass over here: BAFTA - And Vote. If you need some help, just click on the pic below of our very own Dara Ó Briain (he is Irish ya know), he can help ya out with his lil chat about games... Remember if you don't vote you don't have the right to complain... moan... or criticize. - Balls to that I say!!! I'll talk shit if i wanna and so can you... but ya really should vote anyway, ya don't want Dance Central to win, do ya?

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Dragon Age 2 Demo drops today!

If you are an Xbox head and live in the good ol U S of A then you should see Biowares Dragon Age 2 Demo ready for download on live (gold members), its a whopping 2gb though, so best let it run while ya make a sambo or take a crap, or whatever... If your on the PC, PS3 or live outside of the USA, word is ya will have to wait till later today or till tomorrow to get your hands on the demo - Arg!. If the frigging trial is 2gb I can only imagine how many discs will be needed for the full game, gulp! Anyway, go get it when ya can...

Monday, February 21, 2011

Dead Island - More Zombies than you can Shake a Mai-Tai at!

Mmm Zombies, I love em. Squishy, bloated shit bags that burst open like a ghoulish pinata when poked by sharpened metal. What fun! If you also have a love of all things apocalyptic then you will love the newest FPS 'Dead' game due to hit the Xbox 360, PS3 and PC soon. Its called 'Dead Island' and looks like a Hawaii setting infested with retarded meat heads ready for mincing. Is this just another L4D attempt? Perhaps, but whats so wrong with that eh... The cool trailer below will give you the tone its going for and check out the website here for a full rundown on what to expect. Happy zombie stomping!