All seasoned gamers know what 'E3' is because its where we get our first real taste of the goody games to come and quite often 'surprise' announcements are revealed. Its like a gamer Christmas... in the summer... with lots of weirdos doing Cos Play. As a lil run up to the event we thought that you guys and gals would like to see just a few of the hyped games that are set to strip off and run naked at the event so check out the vids below.
Don't forget E3 kicks off for June 6th and will be covered across all gaming news sites. Personally I recommend the following to watch it on - Epic Battle Axe - Giant Bomb - G4TV - and Gametrailers.com. Also, Spike TV will be covering the event in a more 'exclusive' manner. Of course we will also be doing our best to bring you the highlights. God, I love games!!
Its short, its sweet and it rocks like a war pig! This is one of the first campaign trailers for Gears of War 3 which had its premier showing during some footie match, eh whats it called, oh yeah 'The Champions league' final... Of course trying to watch this in a pub full of beer filled, testosterone boosted football hooligans is a bit difficult, so here it is in a peaceful and quiet setting... hangover pills not included.
Me and Duke are good buddies, have been for many years. We often go shooting up the town, popping some caps in aliens asses and then hang out in strip joints afterwards, we might even rent a holiday home together next summer... but for the rest of you unprivileged mortals who don't know the great Duke'y then wrap you face orbs around this vid and learn some history in preparation for June 10th(Global) or 14th(USA) - That right! - I said 'Learn'. Demo hits June 3rd - but only for pre-order and Duke Club members - That's Right!! - I said 'Members'. Check out the official website here for more vids and trailers - including the 'Feces' one, yuk!. That's Right I sai... aww forget it!
So 2012 is coming and along with the possible end of the world scenario there will be the usual invasion of sporty games begging for our cash. Time to pick sides again - Pro Evo or Fifa? - the eternal question, eh?! Fifa always had the polish and licences that have eluded Pro Evo and with Fifa basically stealing Evo's great gameplay mechanics in recent years, it has really been a tough time for poor old Evo. Since about 2007 Evo has struggled to get back its glory but with little sucess, only the hard core supporters have been keeping the title afloat, at least up on till this year with Evo 2011, which was better but still not quite there... Below is a vid of the Evo creator 'Seabass' giving us a yarn on what improvements to expect in the coming game. Warning - Its a vid for hardcore footy game heads, to anyone else it will be just boring. You can follow PES 2012 on facebook here.
I really hope they do sort their shit out and make Evo 2012 a great game, we here at Reaper Towers have very fond memories of the series as far back as when it was know by the name 'International Superstar Soccer' or ISS. Yeah, I know... were old.
It coming!! That's right, we know by now that Modern Warfare 3 is a deffo, the only question is... will it be as good as MW2?? There are allot of foul mouthed twelve year old's foaming form their pie holes hoping that it will be! If COD Black Ops is any benchmark then the outlook is hopeful once, there are no more surprise court cases (its not impossible ya know, this title is smothered in soap opera like drama). Although developed by two different divisions of Activision it is likely that they will be sharing trade secrets and Infinity Ward (or whats left of them) have a massive statement to make with this title, its make or break time for the developer, so I imagine they will be throwing everything they have at it... here's hoping anyway!
Check out the official first trailer's below, not allot to see but still, its nice to see something at this early stage, we will be shooting all over the world anyway. We will find out all on November 8th when the game is released and we are sure to see lots more bits and bobs at E3 this Summer. Rumours are running riot of what to expect, from battles in Brooklyn to having missions involving Seal Team 6 - the Osama killers. Kotaku have a nice piece on it here. Lets see how this one unravels... Either way, I recon Battelfield 3 will be shitting in its boots.
Ok, now this isn't to be confused with an Assassins Creed 3 game, cos its not one. Its the continuing story of Ezio. We will be kicking Templar ass in Constantinople and apparently we will also get to jump into the boots of the modern day Desmond and the ancient Altair at various stages of the game in 'Assassin's Creed Relevations'. Basically Ezio is on some sort of quest to understand his ancestors and break the Templar's hold in the region. There will also be multiplayer aspects to keep us happily backstabbing each other online, so lots to look forward too!
This will be the last chapter for the 'Assassins Creed 2' linage and will tie up the saga of Ezio, leaving room for a brand new character to come in the third installment. Any guesses when or where that will be? Perhaps it will be a modern day one... but its more likely to be a historic setting. Salem Witch trials perhaps? Who knows... One thing is for sure - there will be a 'third' game! For more info check the Ubisoft website here or join the great reveal on facebook. No release date as of yet but we will let you know when we hear of one... till then - stay in the shadows and watch out for E3, were all will be revealed properly!
Check out the new 'Shrinkage' trailer below to see Duke turned into a dildo sized mini muscle with guns of pissing lead. Have to say, the more immature this game gets the more I want to play it!! Hail to the king baby!
The first Darkness was a pretty good game, Mafia meets Horror. It was nothing amazing but it had a nice feel to it and a enjoyable story, hopefully its sequel will be as good or improve on this... hopefully. Its hard to predict at the moment and as you will see in the trailer below they aren't giving too much away, except the release date perhaps, the 4th of October 2011. Badda-Bing-Boo!
Its nearly the 4th of May so - May the fourth be with you! If your an XBox 360 owner and you like zombies then the video below will salivate your blood lust. It features some Horror movie Greats (and not so great) appearances, most notably George Romero, Mr Day/Dawn/Night and other less successful times of the Dead movies, Legend! But - Buffy?? Seriously?? Could they not have gotten Bruce Cambell or someone else, arg! At least theres no Twilight twats I guess. Anyway, the Escalation pack is looking seriously good and for me this seals the deal, I simply must get it now... grumble. I hate the price (1200msp) but at least it looks like were getting a lil more than usual for our buck with this 'Call of the Dead' feature. If you hate the living dead idea then this changes nothing for ya, its just an over priced bunch of maps... but I luv the walking dead, so I'll see ya all in Zombieville, with my Boomstick!!
Damn you Treyarch, damn you to hell!!! You are making me question my gaming principles - I hate the idea of getting ripped off for your map pack... again, but it does look rather good! Check out the video below to share my conflict. If only they would play fair and charge a reasonable price... feckers! It will be 1200msp ($15) and is coming May 3rd. 'Grumble' - @#"$*%'s
I am currently going back to Oblivion at the moment to close all those big red portals and save the lands of Ababbadabbadooo or whatever it's called, so I shall be a hero and rich and everyone will love me... oh did I mention Im doing all this as a vampire, which is more of an STD than a way of life in the game, and I fully intend on draining the population like a bloated tick when I am king! What a great thing these games are, they totally take you away and submerge your big dumb brain into a land where anything is possible. Well now the next Elder Scrolls game, Skyrim, is coming on November 11th (2011) for more brain dunking. This time around its prettier, bigger, more varied and it has massive dragons in it, plus the king of open world games Bethesda have used all their great knowledge from the Fallout games that they produced in the recent past to add perks, better dual combat and even a level editor for modders. It simply cant go wrong, Id bet my crotch gauntlets on it!! For more info check out the great video below form G4TV where Adam Sessler gets the scoop from Todd Howard on what we can expect to see come November! Now, back to work - who did I leave my axe in...
Poo, Shit, Crap, Feces - its smelly, dirty and an unpleasant necessity of being a meat based lifeforms, plus it is terrible in a sandwich, but it can also be very funny! As you will see in the trailer below Duke is looking to paint the town brown with a great big turd - Class eh! Cant wait to see what achievement there is for this - 'Pass the poo' - 'Toss the Turd' or maybe 'Crap in the City'. I hope Dirty Duke washes his hands after this little shit-romp, what next eh - 'two girls and a Cuppa Duke'? I can feel my stomach retching already...
Must be nice to bounce around like Oprah's boobs... well now you can with some smart booties! Check out the vid below for some sexy footwear that will save you from a hundred foot drop. Paris Hilton should give it a go... without the boots...
**Update ** Screw the Rock - I can smell when a rumour is cooking true or false and this one had true tattooed on its ass from the start - Its official 'Escalation' for Black ops is a go!! Its coming on the 3rd of May to Xbox, so less than a month to wait. Major Nelson let the monkey out of the bag today (check here for that). He also revealed that it is going to be the usual rip off price of 1,200msp - Told ya it would be that too, didn't I, eh! So I recon I'll just wait for a sale or something cos I felt like a cheep used whore after buying the 'First Strike' pack- and buying 2 map packs for Call of Duty costs nearly the same as buyin a new game, dirty, greedy Activision... Grrr!
Original post: Here we go again, another multi player map pack for Black Ops... the last one (First Strike) wasn't bad if a tad (allot) overpriced. The new second pack - 'Escalation' looks like it will have about four maps and a zombie mode level - Seize the Zoo - Take the Hotel - Secure the Convoy and Raid the Stockpile with the possible zombie one being - Survive Call of the Dead. So that's a fairly big map pack but it would be nice if they supported some single player action too... or even some co-op type thing, arg!
Its coming on May 3rd (2011) to Xbox and soon after for PS3 and PC. The price? Well no official word on that yet but I can bet its going to be at least 1200 msp - unless Activision have seen the error of their ways and decide to charge a fair price... actually they might charge 1600msp. Greedy fookers! We will update you with more on this when we get it... for free!
Check this shit out... Coming soon to the XBL indie channel is a new game called - 'Avatar Legends' from developer 'Barker's Crest'. Guess who the star of the game is... no not some big blue naked freak, you are!! Well, your XBL Avatar that is. As you will see in the vid below you are put into an RPG environment where ya kick some mythical ass, meet NPC's and level up. Its no Dragons Age but looks like allot of potential fun. Its boasting to have a ten hour single player campaign with co-op for up to six players and a separate multi player portion (Check here for full details). Sounds great eh. Plus there is a level editor that will allow you to create your own version of hell and share it with the world... so get ready for more 'penis world' levels - its going to happen, you know it! All in all this is looking like a fab idea and a good use to put your lil avatar too instead of just dressing it up like a barbie icon. It also justifies that Bobba fett suit I bought awhile back... If its successful over on the indie channel the it should come to the masses on XBLA soon. Doubt there will be any Dragon Age style sexy bits though... awww.
Check out the latest vid for L.A Noir below, its the 'Corruption' trailer, as in cops with their hands in your pockets... sounds dirty eh... well it is! It will take our hero 'Cole Phelps' and his Irish boss to stamp it out, they are clean cops and don't like fondling the inside of anybody's pockets... perhaps just their own I guess... Anyway I can smell a whole bunch of movie moments like from 'The Untouchables' on the way, cant wait to shout at the screen 'Only a wop would bring a knife to a gunfight' in a Irish/Scottish accent - then blow the durrtyy bastich away!!
Here we go again, another multi player map pack for Black Ops... the last one (First Strike) wasn't bad if a tad (allot) overpriced. The new second pack - 'Escalation' looks like it will have about four maps and a zombie mode level - Seize the Zoo - Take the Hotel - Secure the Convoy and Raid the Stockpile with the possible zombie one being - Survive Call of the Dead. So that's a fairly big map pack but it would be nice if they supported some single player action too... or even some co-op type thing, arg!
Its coming on May 3rd (2011) to Xbox and soon after for PS3 and PC. The price? Well no official word on that yet but I can bet its going to be at least 1200 msp - unless Activision have seen the error of their ways and decide to charge a fair price... actually they might charge 1600msp. Greedy fookers! We will update you with more on this when we get it... for free!
All seasoned gamers know what 'E3' is because its where we get our first real taste of the goody games to come and quite often 'surprise' announcements are revealed. Its like a gamer Christmas... in the summer... with lots of weirdos doing Cos Play. As a lil run up to the event we thought that you guys and gals would like to see just a few of the hyped games that are set to strip off and run naked at the event so check out the vids below. 
