All seasoned gamers know what 'E3' is because its where we get our first real taste of the goody games to come and quite often 'surprise' announcements are revealed. Its like a gamer Christmas... in the summer... with lots of weirdos doing Cos Play. As a lil run up to the event we thought that you guys and gals would like to see just a few of the hyped games that are set to strip off and run naked at the event so check out the vids below.
Don't forget E3 kicks off for June 6th and will be covered across all gaming news sites. Personally I recommend the following to watch it on - Epic Battle Axe - Giant Bomb - G4TV - and Gametrailers.com. Also, Spike TV will be covering the event in a more 'exclusive' manner. Of course we will also be doing our best to bring you the highlights. God, I love games!!
Me and Duke are good buddies, have been for many years. We often go shooting up the town, popping some caps in aliens asses and then hang out in strip joints afterwards, we might even rent a holiday home together next summer... but for the rest of you unprivileged mortals who don't know the great Duke'y then wrap you face orbs around this vid and learn some history in preparation for June 10th(Global) or 14th(USA) - That right! - I said 'Learn'. Demo hits June 3rd - but only for pre-order and Duke Club members - That's Right!! - I said 'Members'. Check out the official website here for more vids and trailers - including the 'Feces' one, yuk!. That's Right I sai... aww forget it!
Check out the new 'Shrinkage' trailer below to see Duke turned into a dildo sized mini muscle with guns of pissing lead. Have to say, the more immature this game gets the more I want to play it!! Hail to the king baby!
Poo, Shit, Crap, Feces - its smelly, dirty and an unpleasant necessity of being a meat based lifeforms, plus it is terrible in a sandwich, but it can also be very funny! As you will see in the trailer below Duke is looking to paint the town brown with a great big turd - Class eh! Cant wait to see what achievement there is for this - 'Pass the poo' - 'Toss the Turd' or maybe 'Crap in the City'. I hope Dirty Duke washes his hands after this little shit-romp, what next eh - 'two girls and a Cuppa Duke'? I can feel my stomach retching already...
We'll, Mr. Duke Nukem is no stranger to a bit of smutty behaviour and as ya will see in the vid below, this tradition is set to continue into the future... yay!! It may be immature, it may be ignorant and it may be sexist... but hell if it ain't funny. Enjoy!
Any of you that remember Duke Nukem will be wetting you pantaloons in anticipation of this game as it has only taken over twelve years to make. Well the press reveal was held in strip clubs called 'Titty City' and G4's Adam Sessler got a good interview with Randy Pitchford of Gearbox, the new and some what original owner of the Duke... its a perfect example of things coming full circle. Check out the interview below, and remember... Hail to the King baby!
I could go on about how long it took to get this game made or about all the ups and downs it had along the way, but I wont cos I don't give a shit! Duke is back baby and he is gonna rock our world. Then hes goonna chew some gum, if he can find any! Check out the trailer below (censored - Boo!) Bring it on Gearbox... May 6th 2011 - bring it on!!
Hey You... ya you Punk!!! Want some Duke Nuke em? Good, then check out the vid below which shows the Duke taking a good old piss before saving the world. The man has style! The rumour is that there will be scenes with hookers, screwing and repeated testicle punching (don't tell the 'Granny's against games' bunch). I love it already, maybe it just might have been worth the wait... maybe... hopefully!
All seasoned gamers know what 'E3' is because its where we get our first real taste of the goody games to come and quite often 'surprise' announcements are revealed. Its like a gamer Christmas... in the summer... with lots of weirdos doing Cos Play. As a lil run up to the event we thought that you guys and gals would like to see just a few of the hyped games that are set to strip off and run naked at the event so check out the vids below. 
