Friday, March 4, 2011

Call of Duty - Black Ops - Berlin Wall trailer - Funny shit!

This is just genius and a must watch!! Its the Berlin wall trailer for the PS3 First Strike maps... and it rocks. It sooo 80's. Watch out for the white dove who learns a lesson about shitting on soldiers and the Scorpions soundtrack is just cheesy in the best possible way - love it! Gotta hand it to Treyarch, they may not be quite as slick as Infinity ward but man they are way funnier!!! Nice one lads! Enjoy. Now... where did I leave that air guitar, hmm...


L.A Noir - New Trailer. Someone call the cops - were being screwed again!

Ok Dick, get out your privates... er I mean - Ok Private Dick, get out your gun... Its time for some crime solving and I don't meant in the game! Check out the latest L.A Noir trailer 'The Naked City - Vice Case" below. Its fast and and it doesn't reveal a whole lot but it still looks cool! This is basically to be one single crime case or mission, which will come in the form of free DLC... Dont get too happy though cos unfortunately its a gamestop only pre-order bonus - which is the biggest crime of all!! Personally I think someone should be shot for that decision, I mean what if Game or HMV or whomever decides to have a different 'mission' dlc as an exclusive?? Do we have to buy a copy at each store just to play the extra stuff? Arg! Wheres my gun... I'm gonna commit a murder!



Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Battlefield 3 - You're in Good Company!

Check out below, some of the first gameplay footage for the oncoming Battlefield 3 - now kiddies, that's not to be confused with the 'Bad Company' Battlefield games, this is a step back to the real BF daddy from the PC days. It looks very realistic and quite immersing, that said so did the new Medal of Honour at this stage... hopefully EA have learned a few lessons since then. It will have single player, co-op and of course multi player modes. As a US marine, single player will have you in different world locations such as Paris, Tehran and New York... so pack your aftershave. It's boasting up to 64 online players on the PC which is cool and is set to come out this Autumn. Now the only question left to ask is... What is Activision going to do? Hmm...

Friday, February 25, 2011

The Elder Scrolls 5 - Skyrim Trailer - Actual in game shots!

I loved Oblivion! Hunting in the wild, shitting in bushes, killing Demons, saving damsels in distress, and killing innocent villagers... its all good! Now it looks like we'll be opening a can of whoop-ass on some big smelly Dragons too, great! I'll bet theres still loads of Crabs to exterminate... not the 'Damsel in Distress' kind either, phew! Visually it looks way better than ES4 and apparently the characters will be next to life like as the result of using a new game engine, so no more cross eyed elfs, doh! Judging by the trailer below it sure does look nice. It is hitting us on '11-11-11' that's November 11th for all you people who are bad with numbers... dumm!

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Dead Space 2 DLC - Severed - Ouch!

On March 1st (2nd in Europe) you can download new content for Dead Space 2 and its not just a few Multi player maps, oh no its a single player horror fest, two chapters long... in fact theres no mention of MP maps at all, but who cares. Judging from the trailer vid below you are not taking the role of Issac, instead it looks like your Gabe Weller - a security guard from 'DS: Extraction'. A unique weapon, better suit and the return of the 'Twitcher' from DS1 are promised. It will be 560msp on Xbox and $6.99 (£5.46) on PSN. The pants that you will shit while playing will cost as much as your fashion sense allows... may the shitting commence!



Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Its BAFTA Time again... Get Voting!!! Make it count!

Ok, get your ass over here: BAFTA - And Vote. If you need some help, just click on the pic below of our very own Dara Ó Briain (he is Irish ya know), he can help ya out with his lil chat about games... Remember if you don't vote you don't have the right to complain... moan... or criticize. - Balls to that I say!!! I'll talk shit if i wanna and so can you... but ya really should vote anyway, ya don't want Dance Central to win, do ya?

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Dragon Age 2 Demo drops today!

If you are an Xbox head and live in the good ol U S of A then you should see Biowares Dragon Age 2 Demo ready for download on live (gold members), its a whopping 2gb though, so best let it run while ya make a sambo or take a crap, or whatever... If your on the PC, PS3 or live outside of the USA, word is ya will have to wait till later today or till tomorrow to get your hands on the demo - Arg!. If the frigging trial is 2gb I can only imagine how many discs will be needed for the full game, gulp! Anyway, go get it when ya can...