Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Get a figurine of your Xbox Avatar - Strike a pose!

Do you love your lil onscreen xbox avatar buddy? Would you like to have him sitting on your bedside table and take him for walks? Well now you can! Microsoft have introduced - 'Figure Prints'. This allows you to pose your lil lad or ladette, just like my lil fella bellow... aww - isn't he cute! They then scan it and make it a real life 3D model to hold in your hand. Only catch is that it cant display licenced gear, as in game bits or any branded frocks. It only costs $50... WAIT!!! WHAT??? FIFTY BUCKS?? It was a good idea till you hear the price tag! Ten to fifteen might be acceptable for a customised bit of plastic - but fifty? Forget it, I'll stick to cuddling my teddy... um... But if you do feel like blowing your doe on a dolly then start here - Figure Prints

Battlefield 3 trailer - In your face... literally!


Check out this latest trailer vid for Battlefield 3 - Lots of shooting and shit, but theres also a bit of puncy, puncy going on too. Looks like you'll be able to open a can o woop-ass on the baddies by throwing a few slaps around. Mind you, a knife would have been just as useful... Overall, B3 is looking pretty promising!

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Mass Effect 2 DLC - Arrival

Ok, so the Reapers are in town, I'm ok, but I'm pretty sure the rest of you are fucked! If you don't believe me just check out the trailer below... This will be the last Mass Effect 2 DLC, aptly named: Arrival - and it is available as of today (March 29th, 2011) on xbox (560msp), PS3 and PC ($6.99)! This is basically the bridge to Mass Effect 3 so it is more than an add on, its virtually compulsory if you want to be in the loop! Good luck with getting obliterated, its going to be lonely without you all... sob! But it does mean more free whisky for me - Score!


Mario meets GTA - The Mushrooms are hitting the fan!!


What if Mario was real? What if his plight was put into a gritty modern setting? What if Peach was hot? What if Mario wasn't just a lil fat plumber? 'What if' is no more, some clever spark (The Gamestation) combined these two great gaming dynasties to form the videos below. Lots of subtle references and some not so subtle... Well thought out, well made and well worth a watch! Bring a Hammer to a gunfight eh... Mario gonna f**k you up Motherf**kr! Yo!



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Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Sexy Swingers - Top Spin 4 Ad.

Ok, if I had thought tennis could have been this sexy Id have stuck with the lessons as a kid... I'd be knee deep in hot chicks in short skirts playing with my balls and racket, Doh! Ah well, just have to make do with my joystick I guess... Always thought that the tennis 'Grunt' could be put to better use and it looks like it has been here. Serena Williams treats us to some sweaty whacking in the vid below, NSFW btw... Now I know why our own Blindside G insists on sitting in a drak room playing Top Spin 4 for the past week, he even brings tissues with him like a real pro - Oh wait... euwww!



Monday, March 21, 2011

More Dirty Duke... Sex sells!


We'll, Mr. Duke Nukem is no stranger to a bit of smutty behaviour and as ya will see in the vid below, this tradition is set to continue into the future... yay!! It may be immature, it may be ignorant and it may be sexist... but hell if it ain't funny. Enjoy!

Games are going soft...

Aghhh!! Microsoft - stop it, stop it now!! If you watch the video below you will see why my testicles are starting to shrivel up into my abdomen. Microsoft, what are you doing? Your turning our favourite pastime into a retarded cuddly fest. Its all very well and good to widen your audience base but keep in mind you could also lose allot of the people that brought Microsoft to its gaming pinnacle... What next - a pink Xbox 360? Just shoot me now, Arg! If this keeps up I see a much brighter future for the PS3, lately it has been a far more credible platform... and if we wanted cutesy - we'd play the goddamn Wii! Quit it and stick to the loyal audience instead of pandering to the casual mindless masses. Heed my warning!! Wooooo...