Play while you Pee! Improve your aim... Jap style!

Here's some Toilet humour for ya... Have you ever been peeing into a urinal and thought 'this would make a great game'?? Then this ones for you ya crazy fruit cake! It would seem that Sega are interesting in putting games in the toilet... I'm not referring to some crappy titles of late, I mean it literally. 'Toylets' is the prototype pissing game that is currently being tested in Japan and involves a screen at eye level for the player and a illustrated pressure pad in the actual pot in order to be pissed upon. The strength and accuracy of the willy waterfall will control the action on the screen... genius eh! There are currently several mini-games available -


Mannekin Pis: Just measures your peeing power. Good for checking the old prostate I recon!
Graffiti Eraser: You can clear paint off a wall with pee, just like you do when drunk!
The Northern Wind, The Sun and Me: This has you lifting a girls skirt with the wind based on the power you pee at. This one could result in more than a pee I recon...
Battle! Milk From Nose: This one is a multiplayer, seriously. It makes milk stream from your characters nose and if you are more milkier than your opponent it will flush him off the screen... bizarre eh!

Graffiti Eraser

Battle! Milk From Nose

The best bit is, if you win you can upload your score to a USB stick!! Ha! Dont forget to wash your hands... and stick! For more detail on this you can go to the Toylet Sega site here.

There is always a money side to these crazy ideas, between games some product adverts will appear. Ya can just imagine the type of products... Cant really see this working in the West, but those crazy Japs love this sort of thing and in fairness it is innovative. Maybe a Ghostbusters game could appear on this... don't cross the streams!!!

Mouse and Keyboard on your Console? Sounds unfair... but good!

Ask any PC gamer why they prefer the PC over the plug and play ease of a console and after a small rant involving terms such as 'WoW' and 'Hard Core' they will eventually admit that its down to one major difference... control. PC gamers hate joy pads for the most part and somewhat understandably so as they lack a certain... accuracy. There is nothing quite as accurate as the mouse and keyboard control system for games, especially when it comes to RTS and FPS multi player. Well up till now it has been a pain to replicate this on a console but we are another step closer to a affordable and practical device in the form of the 'XIM3'. This nifty device is said to be far cheaper than its predecessors ($200ish for older versions) when released and far more stable but currently only supports the Xbox 360, which I'm sure will change if there is the consumer demand for other machines (PS3). You can read all the tecky stuff over at the XIM3 site and you can check out a demo of how it works in the vid below, there are many more to see on the XIM3 site here. It looks nice and has a LED touchscreen display for easy use as seen in the picture below.

Personally I think this is great, Id deffo get it. This does bring up one or two issues though, firstly - does this not kill the whole plug and play side of console gaming? Why not just use a PC to begin with... and secondly - Is it all a bit unsporting to all the people using joy pads? Although mentioning Moder Warfare or Halo and the term 'unsporting' can be painted all over them already!

New Year, New Stuff... Eventually!

Well boys and girls, I hope you had a great Christmas and got to catch up on the mountain of backlogged games over the holiday while avoiding the homicide of the Christmas madness? We are all still feeling a bit full and over liquefied after it all but are keen to start reporting bits and bobs from the gaming world. Unfortunately, there is nothing of real interest to report, sweet FA in fact, how disappointing. Soon we will have some more tasty titles such as Dead Space 2, Bulletstorm ect. But not yet, currently its just 'Dead'. Keep an eye out for more to come though cos once things start movin and groovin we will be on its ass like Wacko Jacko on Bubbles... I mean that in a heterosexual way of course. Now, where did I leave those turkey legs... slurp.

Merry Christmas - Bulletstorm Style!

We feel that this is the perfect way to wish you all a Merry Christmas! Thank you Bulletstorm for capturing our sentiments and for what looks set to be a great game! Time to get Fraggin that turkey... I said 'Fraggin'

Whats coming for usss... VGA 2010 trailer reveals!

You may have seen these on Spike TV's VGA 2010... good for you, well here they are again. Yo Spike, make your show available to places outside of the USA yeah! Gaming is global Dude! Arg. Anyway, some great clips here and some real exciting games to look forward to! Its looks like a good year ahead... and beyond!




Mass Effect 3: Shepard... Tish - Ahhhhh - He saved every one of us, do-do-da-do-do-duh...




Batman Arkham City: Batman gets wet! Very impressive FMV. A guarnteed success!




The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - Has allot to live up to! Potentially amazing!




Portal 2: R2D2 and C3PO are going to be jealous. Wonder which one is the giver and which is the taker... um.




Uncharted 3 - Drake's Deception: Give that man a Beer... He's gonna need it!




Mortal Kombat: Kratos Reveal - Oh O, looks like there a new daddy in town!




Resistance 3: Methinks we is screwed! Wheres E.T. when ya need em, eh!




Prototype 2: Frankenstien for the modern age perhaps...




InSane: Ohhh, spooky. Less is more... I guess!?





SSX Deadly Descents: Hmm... Are we tired of this yet? Maybe not...




Forza Motorsport 4: Not much of a trailer... Meh! Will it be as good as GT5? Doubt it!

VGA 2010 - Spike TV - And the winner is...

Miss the Spike TV VGA 2010 awards and all those lovely trailer reveals... well fear not. Below are the results and will will have the teasers in our next post for your mental masturbation pleasure. Well done Red Dead Redemption, and all the other winner - well deserved! All results seem pretty bang on the money for a change, that said Spikes VGA awards usually are pretty accurate. Also here the reveals and announcements of whats on the way:

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim (November 11, 2011), Mass Effect 3 (Holiday 2011), Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception (November 1, 2011), Resistance 3, SSX: Deadly Descents (September 6, 2011), inSane (2013), Prototype 2 (2012), Batman Arkham City, Forza Motorsport 4, Portal 2 and Thor: The Video Game.

What a lucky bunch we are us gamers, so much to currently enjoy and lots of good games coming soon. We really are in the early stages of a golden age of games, viva revolution I say!!! For now check out the winners below...

Game of the Year - Red Dead Redemption (Rockstar Games / Rockstar San Diego)
Studio of the Year - BioWare
Best Xbox 360 Game - Mass Effect 2 (Electronic Arts / BioWare)
Best PS3 Game - God of War III (Sony Computer Entertainment / SCE Studios Santa Monica)
Best Wii Game - Super Mario Galaxy 2 (Nintendo / Nintendo)
Best PC Game - StarCraft II: Wings of Liberty (Blizzard Entertainment / Blizzard Entertainment)
Best Handheld Game - God of War: Ghost of Sparta (Sony Computer Entertainment / Ready At Dawn Studios)
Best Shooter - Call of Duty: Black Ops (Activision / Treyarch)
Best Action/Adventure Game - Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood (Ubisoft / Ubisoft Montreal)
Best Role Playing Game - Mass Effect 2 (Electronic Arts / BioWare)
Best Multiplayer - Halo: Reach (Microsoft / Bungie Studios)
Best Individual Sports Game - Tiger Woods PGA Tour 11 (Electronic Arts / EA Tiburon)
Best Team Sports Game - NBA 2K11 (2K Sports / Visual Concepts)
Best Driving Game - Need For Speed: Hot Pursuit (Electronic Arts / Criterion Games)
Best Music Game - Rock Band 3 (MTV Games / Harmonix)
Best Soundtrack - DJ Hero 2 (Activision / FreeStyleGames)
Best Song In A Game - Far Away by José González (Red Dead Redemption)
Best Original Score - Red Dead Redemption (Rockstar Games / Rockstar San Diego)
Best Graphics - God of War III (Sony Computer Entertainment / SCE Studios Santa Monica)
Best Adapted Video Game - Scott Pilgrim vs. The World: The Game (Ubisoft / Ubisoft Montreal / Ubisoft Chengdu)
Best Performance by a Human Male - Neil Patrick Harris as Peter Parker / Amazing Spider-Man (Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions / Activision)
Best Performance by a Human Female - Tricia Helfer as Sarah Kerrigan (StarCraft II: Wings of Liberty / Blizzard Entertainment)
Best Downloadable Game - Costume Quest (THQ / Double Fine Productions)
Best Downloadable Content - Red Dead Redemption - Undead Nightmare (Rockstar Games / Rockstar San Diego)
Best Independent Game - Limbo (PlayDead)
Most Anticipated Game - Portal 2 (Valve / Valve)

Batman Arkham City Teaser Trailer

The highly anticipated Batman Arkham City is heading for a fall 2011 release date. To coincide with that announcement a quick, and I mean quick thirty-four second trailer has been released showing bats kicking the crap out of a Sam Fisher lookalike. But fear not my little caped crusaders the REAL teaser, will happen during the SpikeTV VGA’s (Video Game Awards) December eleventh at eight pm et and five pm pt. Hopefully it will contain some actual gameplay, but either way it’s going to be something special.